Crash Course Funny CNC Machinist T-Shirt
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Crash Course Funny CNC Machinist T-Shirt
“I thought you said crash course.” A panicked machinist grabs a car steering wheel while a CNC mill heads straight into the vise. This vintage-style graphic pairs bold cream lettering with a teal milling machine, flying chips, and a very expensive misunderstanding.
Made for CNC operators, setup machinists, programmers, toolmakers, and anyone who knows the sound you never want to hear in a machine shop. A funny gift for the person who always double-checks their offsets.
Printed on the Gildan 2000 Ultra Cotton T-shirt with a classic fit, crew neckline, taped shoulders, no side seams, and a tear-away label. Fiber content varies by color.