Non-Conformance Tag Funny Machinist T-Shirt
Size guide
Compare a favorite shirt with the measurements below before ordering.
Swipe or scroll across the chart to read every size, or open the full-size chart.
Made to order: please double-check your size and color.
Shipping & returns
T-shirts: approximately 7–10 business days. Delivery times are estimates and may vary.
Made-to-order items cannot be returned or exchanged for an incorrect size or change of mind. For damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items, contact us within 7 days of delivery.
Non-Conformance Tag Funny Machinist T-Shirt
Put yourself—or your favorite machinist—on quality hold. This bold red Non-Conformance Tag turns a familiar machine-shop form into a shirt for the person whose attitude is out of tolerance.
The fixed design reads: ITEM: PERSON WEARING THIS SHIRT. DEFECT: ATTITUDE OUT OF TOLERANCE. ROOT CAUSE: UNDER INVESTIGATION. CORRECTIVE ACTION: COFFEE / DO NOT DISTURB. The reinforced eyelet and checked USE AS IS disposition finish the joke. All wording prints exactly as shown.
A fun gift for machinists, CNC operators, programmers, toolmakers, and the coworker who needs coffee before the next setup.
Printed on the Gildan 2000 Ultra Cotton unisex T-shirt with a classic fit, crew neckline, taped shoulders, no side seams, and a tear-away label. Fiber content varies by color. Available colors and sizes are shown in the options.
Care: machine wash cold; use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Follow the garment care label.
Product photos include an illustrative workshop mockup.